Thursday, October 22, 2009

Wait… what? (A Dramatic Comedie in 6 Acts)

Me: 

Who the fuck is Taylor Lautner and what is with his ill-fitting “too tight” dress shirts?

FOR THAT MATTER WHO THE HELL IS TAYLOR SWIFT ANYWAY?! BEYONCé probably DID HAVE A BETTER video THAN HER!

Skittlesness:

OMG are you serious?!?!? Taylor Lautner is the actor who plays Jacob Black in Twilight and New Moon!! His “‘too tight’ dress shirts” as you call them, as you see in the pictures…the ones with him in longsleeve shirts are for a photo shoot for GQ Magazine, and the V-neck ones are most likely from him as his character, Jacob Black.

And OOOMG TAYLOR SWIFT IS AWESOME!! Beyonce’s videos WERE great, but even though Beyonce won for Video Of The Year, TAYLOR SWIFT STILL WON FOR “YOU BELONG WITH ME” AND SHE FUCKING DESERVED IT. KANYE WEST CAN GO FUCK OFF FOR INTERRUPTING TAYLOR’S SPEECH AND SAYING THAT!! If you don’t know who Taylor Swift is, you have some Googling and music listening to do. FOR REALS.

Me:

Additionally, “Twilight” is a crap, poorly written book movie soap opera anyway. BUFFY 4EVA!! hahahaha

Skittlesness:

Hey, it is NOT poorly written. I’ve never even seen Buffy so I’m just not even going to begin to compare the two. But I WILL say that IMO the Twilight saga is NOT poorly written. If it was poorly written, it would not be so popular!! But you didn’t ask about the book, you asked who Taylor Lautner is. He’s the hottest 17-year-old I’ve ever seen.

Me:

Oh man, chill out! They’re just celebrities!

Skittlesness:

Okay. I will….one more thing….they’re hot celebrities…both Taylors.

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1 comment:

Ryan said...

If it was poorly written it wouldn't be POPULAR!?!?!?

I wish that were true. I really really do.