Saturday, December 22, 2007

Get Out Of My Emergency Room!

"Let's dial up the defib on the CT scan STAT!"
"45 milligrams of morph! I think the MRI will conclude a psychomatosis...."
"Her pulse rate's 47.5!"
"The vitals are critical!"
"Time to call in the paediatric cardiosurgoids!!!"
"Next of kin's on the phone, what do I say?"
"Just tell them... we're here... saving lives."

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