Friday, December 28, 2007


I am, forsooth, hereby back from the wilds of Bendigo!

"Watch Out", City of Melbourne! That wanted character, SniperGirl, who can pick outlaws and renegades off at a distance with a minimum of shots to the head is back. Ready, vigilante style, detective-style tweed trilby atop head to hunt down Bad Guys and Killers. Wearing boots of stealth and sneak, lockpick in hand, easily slipping in and out of homes and where you would least expect. Striking with deadly cunning skill, in order to frighten and confuse the Enemy and its Allies with splendorous zeal.

Yes indeed, Melbourne, I am back.


Cute LOL

Cute Little Old Lady (>80 years old): I've had my share of medical problems... heart attack, diabetes, blood pressure... I've broken the right hip and had it replaced, broken the left hip and had some screws put into it. You could say my hip's "screwed up"!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Get Out Of My Emergency Room!

"Let's dial up the defib on the CT scan STAT!"
"45 milligrams of morph! I think the MRI will conclude a psychomatosis...."
"Her pulse rate's 47.5!"
"The vitals are critical!"
"Time to call in the paediatric cardiosurgoids!!!"
"Next of kin's on the phone, what do I say?"
"Just tell them... we're here... saving lives."

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

The Future is Now

Me: the later seasones have too much daria being couply
Jaymz: yes
Jaymz: no-one should be coupely
Me: seasones? coupely?
their prediction has come true!
we all DO speak esperanto (or should i say desperanto) in the 21st century!

Sad but true

It has come to my attention that there appears to be a strange theme to my most listened songs in the past 3 months. Here are most of them (in order):
  • London Rain (Nothing Heals Me Like You Do)
  • Feed It
  • Come On Come On
  • Fidelity
  • Sad Tomorrow
  • That's Not Really Funny
  • Ladyflash
  • Lies
  • What the Fuck
  • I Don't Love Anyone
  • Day Old Blues
  • Spark
  • Light My Fire
  • Everybody Here Wants You
  • start again
  • Let It Be
  • The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas
  • Who Sold Her Out
  • Not About Love
  • Nothing Changes Round Here
  • Underwater Love
  • Gamble Everything for Love
  • Hang Me Up To Dry
  • Some Might Say
  • Feel Good Hit of the Summer
  • Female of the Species
  • Wicked Ways
  • Slow Night, So Long
  • Damage
  • Losing You
  • ( I Could Only ) Whisper Your Name
  • I Don't What to Do Anymore
  • I Came All This Way
  • Better
  • Jenny Was a Friend of Mine
  • It's All My Fault
  • All These Things That I've Done
  • Starlight
  • Forgiven
  • What's My Age Again?
  • If She Wants Me