Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Truth About Lawyers

This is forsooth the truth about lawyerse:

That they do not bed 'neath cotton but gold leaf;
That they eat not of food but of manna and
of Babies;
That they feast upon finest bone china composed of
Babies' Bones and
That they reside within houses made of such Babies' Bones;
Indeed they sell these houses as investement propertiese
upon the
open markett.

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