Friday, November 30, 2007

The Truth About Sudoku

"Sudoku is a puzzling bacterial zoonotic disease. It is caused by outnumbered spirochaete Spirillum minus.

Sudoku is mostly seen in Asia...

The symptoms include recurring fever, with body temperature 38-40°C. The illness lasts for 2-4 days but recur generally at 4-8 weeks. This cycle may continue for months or years together. The other symptoms include malaise, headache, irritability and inexplicable frustration.

Prognosis: Mortality ranges from 6-10%"

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Truth About Lawyers

This is forsooth the truth about lawyerse:

That they do not bed 'neath cotton but gold leaf;
That they eat not of food but of manna and
of Babies;
That they feast upon finest bone china composed of
Babies' Bones and
That they reside within houses made of such Babies' Bones;
Indeed they sell these houses as investement propertiese
upon the
open markett.