Saturday, December 31, 2005

A Life Less Ordinary, Part Two

As it turns out, I was wrong. There is something worse than the aforementioned scenario. You could also have a chocolate milk addiction, and as a result, also require a Swazarian Section (where they take the baby out through an incision roughly the size and shape of Swaziland), and your baby gets born with cocoa cravings.

Howwible. Tewwible. Nightmawish even.

1 comment:

Omry said...

Why is this tewwible? I love chocolate. I love cocoa.

ILOVEIT!ILOVEIT!ILOVEIT!ILOVEIT!

Oh no, I've got the shakes again. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee-