Monday, September 12, 2005

ROFLing in our seats. A true story.

Roflov, the reckless Russian is one of the many associates, comrades if you will, of Roflstain, the dirty German (no relation to Roflstalin of course). They are followers of the politics of the great Roflmao, who flies around the world in his Roflcopter, spreading his ideology. The Roflcopter is powered by the insanely powerful Infinite Monkey Typewriter Rofl Engine, which as you might imagine is a perpetual motion machine powered by infinite numbers of monkeys with typewriters both rolling on the floor laughing while typing "ROFL" an infinite number of times. However, unbeknownst to Roflmao, the Infinite Monkey Typewriter Rofl Engine has a subtle flaw- it is better compared to a nuclear explosion than a controlled nuclear reaction. One of those explosions that slowly starts to go out of control... till the entire world explodes in a wave of laughter. A world-killer explosion of SIDE-SPLITTING PAIN AND SUFFERING!

Pain and suffering has never been funnier... or perhaps laughter has never been so painful and sufferingful...

4 comments:

Viridiancircle said...

I R'dOFLMAO upon reading this cautionary article.

Snipergirl said...

I LOL'ed.

Charhate said...

Oh man, i hope ill be safe in my bomb shelter...

Snipergirl said...

It's such an emotional LOLlercoaster