Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Creatures of the Night!

The Doorman: Vampire lesbians are the worst kind of lesbians! Just imagine them, munching on each other during their time of the month!
Me: Are you sure that's not werewolves?

I'm never, ever doing gynaecology.

12 comments:

Worlds Worst Demon said...

looking at this post, and then looking at my watch, I notice something...... today being monday the 18th, I must be viewing the future!! how cool is that?

Aubrey said...

vampire lesbians....menstrual period.... I think that has been covered...yep, there's definitely alternative-uber-slash fanfic about that...

Snipergirl said...

Slash fiction is so dodgy... I have a friend who reads a shitload of Harry Potter slash. As Keith just said: "Slash just spoils the whole storyline!" Maybe I should write some world politics slash. Or perhaps some slash fiction involving my friends. Hehehe.

Come to think of it there are so many dodgy references to menstrual cycles and creatures of the night. It's just so wrong...

Who are you World's Worst Demon? I'm certain I should know who you are...

Aubrey said...

yeah, the Teddy Roosevelt/ Will McKinley slash fan fiction was supposed to be really well done, but someone killed the author. And then the President.

aspen said...

I'd rather have them munching at eachother then munching at me.

Snipergirl said...

I had no idea people were into the idea of hot zombie vampire ex-presidential threesomes!

That's hot.

Alli said...

I've always thought that outer suburbs lesbians with overdone hair were the worst, but then, I've never had to put up with vampire lesbians in the toilets at Girlbar...

Aubrey said...

Glistening white triangular tooth
Open up a can of tomato juice
I've got a fang

Snipergirl said...

Busting in the line
Girlbar toilets attract freaks
Kill me now vampires!

David said...

ben folds gig was great
i was there and you were not
you missed out big time

David said...

vampire poem above
syllables in some words hard
for me to count, thil

Snipergirl said...

Hello, my name is Vlad...
I vant to suck your blooood
My life is very bad
Because I'm just an undead minion of the night.