Monday, March 28, 2005

Confessions of a Back Seat Megalomaniac

I have not, until this point, outlined the life that I will pursue prior to my retirement to a dodgy apartment block with my partner in crime, Sarah. My dear friend Pet0r and I shall embark on a journey which in due time will affect the course of world history...

It begins when we patent that final universal constant, Death. The money that is raised from such an undertaking is used to purchase Greece and our new homes. I shall live in Victorian State Parliament, and commute to work by my F-18. While ruling Greece in a fair and just manner, I shall promote various associates of mine to Ministries. I shall be Citizen Thilini, Mother of Our Nation, Prince Xerxes shall be Citizen Michael, Father of Our Nation, Pet0r shall be the all powerful Prime Minister For Life, Narftroz shall be the Minister for English and Churches and Ferrero shall be the Minister of Love, while Phil opposes my tyrannical reign with his own tyrannical reign. I will institute a policy of herding the red-heads to a small Greek island, where they shall be bred in captivity to be sold as pets.

Beyond this, the future is ours to contemplate...

From Greece with love,

As ever yours,

Snipergirl

10 comments:

Snipergirl said...

Who do y'all want for your pet redheads? I nominate Alicia Witt as one of mine.

Worlds Worst Demon said...

REDHEADS AS PETS!!!!!!!!
no SHIT!!!!
now I know I love you

Snipergirl said...

So, who would you have as your pet redhead?

Worlds Worst Demon said...

If I could have ANY redhead as a pet, it would have to be molly ringwald.... I know, I know, the 80's are over, but definitely molly

Snipergirl said...

Intriguing... Would you have more than one redhead or not?

Worlds Worst Demon said...

to be perfectly honest...... one redhead would be all I needed, but I'd probably end up with at least 3 or 4, one of which being an ex girlfriend whom I'd spend my days torturing and degrading much in the way she did the same to me not a month ago....

Snipergirl said...

Erk! Sounds terrible... what happened?

Worlds Worst Demon said...

ever been involved with somebody as of 20 minutes after they dumped someone else, and within a week their primary goal in life becomes to take the years of humiliation they suffered at the hands of their ex out on you?
that's pretty much it in a nutshell

Snipergirl said...

Ah, I see. That would suck. People and their issues...

Worlds Worst Demon said...

I know, but I can't really say much, I have so many issues I should start selling subscriptions