Thursday, February 24, 2005

Best Pickup Line In the World

"You're straight, that's hot. I hate this bar, it sucks! So... how 'bout it?"

Friday, February 11, 2005

Cyberdeath and other disasters

I have, as of late, been unfortunately absent in my posting on this blog, and neglecting you, my fine readers, in the process. Bear with me as I go through what I would term "technical difficulties". In case you were wondering, you bastards, the following has happened to me since getting back to Melbourne:
  • I moved into a new place
  • The power supply in my computer exploded
  • I need a gastroscopy
  • I keep ending up at exhibition openings full of lesbians who are for once trying to pick me up

I shall update you fully on the newest happenings on my bizarre life soon-ish, hopefully within the next few days!

With love,