Wednesday, November 10, 2004

The horrible truth about Charissa, Part Two

Finally, after some complications from labour, Charissa was sick of giving birth to her family members and instead decided to adopt a daughter with her secret lover, Regine. The relationship was so secret that not even they knew! After much discussion of what they would do with the baby (bounce it, dress it up, change its diapers), and consultation of egg charts, they finally decided that they would raise the baby with Harvard. Harvard of course would do all the icky and feminine tasks... including breast-feeding! Then of course, the ever disdainful Fashionista would reluctantly join in with the child-rearing, because of his supposed Asian Girl Fetish (AGF). However, as it turns out, it's actually... a Bisexual Asian Fetish, which explains his trips to Thailand!!!

Remind me never to sit with these people at dinner again.

4 comments:

David said...

the weird thing is....I could see that.

*sigh*

must be bedtimjghnbutdfdkfjnbudtbklfntb

Snipergirl said...

Isn't it scary...

David said...

yes, yes it is scary.

*sigh*

maybe you should do something about all those people......a few of them remind me of Darwin Award potential candidates :D

Snipergirl said...

Their child-rearing tactics would be enough to ensure that they NEVER really had their genes spread to the population at large...