Saturday, October 30, 2004

The Gay Republic of Fiji

Me and my gay friends have a plan... as we are persecuted all over the world, we are going to generate our own homeland, the Gay Republic of Fiji. The plan is: we'll all immigrate to Fiji until we actually outnumber the Fiji Islanders. Then we apply to the UN for country status, and use political connections to get our way. We'll then segregate all the Fiji Islanders to one tiny part of the island, and we'll build a huge fence to keep them away from us. Gay Fiji Islanders are allowed to stay in the Gay Republic of Fiji, however. All queer/gay people are automatically allowed to immigrate to the Gay Republic of Fiji. The only problem of course being the multiple special interest groups who will want to secede, such as the Bisexual Secessionists, the Lesbian Separatists, the Post-Structural Non-Heteronormative Butlerists and the Leather Men. However, deep down, it will always be our island paradise in the sun!

What fun!

32 comments:

David said...

*ROFL*

um...good luck :P

Snipergirl said...

Let's just hope Prateek doesn't get onto this one... hehe

Anonymous said...

Oooohhhh so tempted.
Cue evil laugh : *MWahahaha*

Snipergirl said...

Damn you, anonymous!!!! Are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!?!

David said...

can i have a challenge?

nomercyboy said...

Are you asking for a CHALLENGE!?!

DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!!

David said...

not from you!

Anonymous said...

Yeah. I like a challenge. C'mon , I'll take u on.

I challenge u to.....


....a game of Foosball.

:D

(even tho I suck at Foosball - name a time and I'm there. But u have to get the ball off Aetherfox)

Snipergirl said...

On snipergirl.blogspot.com there are no winners...

Anonymous said...

only losers then???

Snipergirl said...

Aetherfox has many balls...

Anonymous said...

but are they all firm enough to use for Foosball?

Snipergirl said...

OUCH!

Anonymous said...

You tried to see if Aetherfoxs balls were firm enough to use for Foosball and he hit you didn't he??

Whilst yelling "rape" of course.


MWahaha so funny!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, what I meant to say was that was what happened the last time I said "Ouch"

Adam said...

Freakin' awesome.

Snipergirl said...

To be sure, to be sure!

Anonymous said...

I hope that you don't think that its awesome to touch Aetherfoxs balls.

Snipergirl said...

No, but you obviously do ;)

Anonymous said...

I disappointed in you sniper coming up with such an unoriginal idea. Why do you think George Spieght did a coup in 2001? Indigenous rights? phuff!!! The guy had a bold head which he shaved and polished at least three times a day, he wore a skirt and he spoke in this strange accent which in afterthought proved abound doublt that he did for the gay/queer cause.

Of course after hearing this the army had none of that so they had a coup also and sent little george to exile to an "small island prison" off the main island.

Also can i just say how disturbed I am about the way the comments in this thread are going. Aethorfox has enough problems without worrying about two insane women wanting to grope his balls.

Shame! shame! shame! ...

Snipergirl said...

Prateek! I demand that you log in next time you pussy...

Yes, George Speight was the first operative we sent to your island. It was disappointing that we chose such a pathetically incompetent agent. However, we have learnt from our mistakes. Military coups are not the way- just see how they have failed around the world. Overthrow through overpopulation is the way to go! We wait and we recruit, slowly... and soon enough we shall strike!

Soon enough...

Anonymous said...

May God Bless Fiji

Crono said...

That's a lot of comments.

xD.Vesper said...

su

DodgyLady said...

Prateek is too scared to sign in.

Probably thinks that we'll try and grope him.
Not that we would ever think of doing that.

......mmmmm cashmere :P

David said...

I won't grope you Prateek.




I won't grope anyone here....ewww!

(heheheh...take that snipergirl)

Snipergirl said...

You're all in need of some... (take it away guys)...

SEXUAL HEALING!

DodgyLady said...

No sexual healing for me thanx.

I've already been accused of raping Spellkeeper last night.

Aetherfox , I did NOT rape him....jeez just cos I was the only girl there.
It was you and Ashkeryne. Yes , yes ....that's who it was.

Crono said...

Sorry SG but it's been done... http://www.gaykingdom.org/

Snipergirl said...

Meh, the Coral Sea Islands aren't too far away from Fiji. Anyway, Fiji has the advantage in that it is not part of Australia's Maritime Zone unlike the Coral Sea Islands. Though its uninhabited nature does appeal...

Anonymous said...

more liek israel am i rite?

Snipergirl said...

Whatever you say...