Saturday, October 30, 2004

Drunken Antics

So, as of Thursday and Friday nights' drinking, I have a few stories to share, which is usually what happens when I consume alcohol in large quantities. Firstly, me and Raunchy Librarian are going to open up a poetry helpline called "Poets' Corner" where your questions are answered by Raunchy Librarian quoting Adrienne Rich, Emily Dickinson and Sylvia Plath. "Piece by piece", etc. And as it turns out Big Girl is actually Olga the Russian porn voiceover star who has taken up a British accent for immigration purposes. She and I met in London, where we fell in love and had a hairy Russian baby called Alex. The father was the CommuNazi in his guise as Sergei. And on Friday night, another truth was revealed... If you're going to make out with someone with 3-day stubble, not only is it sexy, but you should also wear pants, or risk ending up with cuts all over your legs.

Enlightening stuff.

1 comment:

Crono said...

"If you're going to make out with someone with 3-day stubble, not only is it sexy, but you should also wear pants, or risk ending up with cuts all over your legs."

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.