Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Minty-fresh and Silky-smooth

And now, the story of how Minty-Fresh got her nickname. And some other random stuff.

Yes, it was a late-night conversation in the foyer which started the saga... Minty-Fresh, Young Grasshopper and Andrea with a W and I were hanging out, and of course as all late-night conversations do, the conversation turned to random dodginess. So someone says "hmmm, I reckon minty lubricant would be cool" and Minty-Fresh immediately interjects "No! It would burn!", which immediately earned her such a nickname.

And after another late night conversation, here is what Minty-Fresh will do with any young man she wishes to date:

1) Ask him if he's seen "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
2) Sniff him
3) Shave him with mint-flavoured shaving cream
4) Dress him
5) Put other deodorant on him
6) Take him to "Eternal Sunshine" and make out with him for 1/7 of the movie
7) Strip him, cover him in minty shaving cream/toothpaste stuff, and then lick him clean while he makes chimpanzee noises.

Needless to say, anytime I mention ANY words in that description at dinner, Minty-Fresh bursts out laughing... unless she employs some "zen-like calm" in which case, there's a delay before she giggles.

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