Saturday, July 24, 2004

The horrible truth about Charissa... a Soap Opera

Charissa woke up on a boat with amnesia. Not long afterwards, she met a guy and fell in love with him. Only later did she find out that he was actually her... brother! However by this stage she was pregnant, and felt really screwed up about the fact that she was pregnant with her brother's child. However what she didn't know was that the child she was bearing was actually... her twin sister! She had been secretly impregnated in her sleep. After giving birth to her twin sister, she fell pregnant again. It turned out that this child would actually become her own father. Time travel was somehow involved. This kind of thing happened for some time, until she gave birth to her great great aunt. At this point she had a "uterus like a waterslide" and was just poppin' 'em out.

This story comes courtesy of Regine, who is one fucked up motherfucker. Yes, you heard it here.

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